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Humour
An interview with Wikipe-tan
The Signpost sat down with Wikipe-tan, the ... mascot of Wikipedia, to have a conversation.
- The Signpost: Who are you?
- Wikipe-tan: I'm Wikipe-tan, official mascot of Wikipedia.
- TS: Official or unofficial?
- WT: I don't care. That's the dumbest question in the world.
- TS: Really?
- WT: Absolutely.
- TS: There seems to be a dispute.
- WT: There's no dispute. I don't care. So yeah, say what you like. It doesn't matter.
- TS: Well, isn't that, when it comes to Wikipedia, a problem? What are the facts?
- WT: Yeah. [laughter] Well, it's not a fact. It's an opinion. So, you can have whatever opinion you like. It doesn't matter.
- TS: But for you, you're the official mascot.
- WT: Can I just say again, it doesn't matter. I've answered your question four times.
- TS: ...
- WT: You know what? I'm done. Thank you. Thanks.
- TS: What's going on?
- WT: It's stupid. Don't ask me stupid questions.
- TS: How is it stupid?
- WT: It's a stupid question.
- TS: It was the first question.
- [Wikipe-tan walks out of the room.]
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