The Signpost sat down with Wikipe-tan, the ... mascot of Wikipedia, to have a conversation.

The Signpost: Who are you?

Wikipe-tan: I'm Wikipe-tan, official mascot of Wikipedia.

TS: Official or unofficial?

WT: I don't care. That's the dumbest question in the world.

TS: Really?

WT: Absolutely.

TS: There seems to be a dispute.

WT: There's no dispute. I don't care. So yeah, say what you like. It doesn't matter.

TS: Well, isn't that, when it comes to Wikipedia, a problem? What are the facts?

WT: Yeah. [laughter] Well, it's not a fact. It's an opinion. So, you can have whatever opinion you like. It doesn't matter.

TS: But for you, you're the official mascot.

WT: Can I just say again, it doesn't matter. I've answered your question four times.

TS: ...

WT: You know what? I'm done. Thank you. Thanks.

TS: What's going on?

WT: It's stupid. Don't ask me stupid questions.

TS: How is it stupid?

WT: It's a stupid question.

TS: It was the first question.

[Wikipe-tan walks out of the room.]